Wow are my "close-up" eyes going fast. In the last year or so it's now nigh on impossible to read small print up close. I'm doing the trombone move to get it somewhat in focus. That made me go out and buy a pair of these babies for reading.
Did I say a pair? If by pair I mean four pairs. I went to Sam's Club (after a tip from my brother). They sell them by the four-pack (mine are +1.75). So now I have them sprinkled throughout the house. I tried to get by on just one pair from King Stupids, but the glasses were always in the wrong room when I needed them (okay, yes, that means I now have five pairs, get off my back). Sure I'll lose them as often as those Bic pens that go missing about every five minutes and I'll be buying a few more four-packs before it's all said and done. But it's no big deal as I'm quite sure this is the only age-related infirmity I'll ever have to worry about.
Right?
Hello?!
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