I know women like to lie about age and weight and all that, but this is ridiculous. Let’s say the average length of a car is 20 feet. That makes her at least 120 feet tall. Come on, that’s not even in the same zip code as 50 feet. I’m sure she’s self-conscious about her height, but at least be realistic with your lies. If she had said she was 100 feet tall, I could accept that and look the other way. But when you’re off by 70 feet I’m going to have to call you out on it.
And think about the poor military. They're thinking they’re only dealing with a 50-foot woman. They’re probably rounding up a couple of tanks and only a few pounds of chocolate. But when this gigantically tall and hot chick comes around the corner they’re going to be woefully unprepared.
Her lying only hurts herself. It's sad, really.
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I wonder where she shops... I bet she has a hell of a time finding shoes that fit. That would just suck.
Well.. How does she get her hair done?
I wonder who pissed her off?
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