Wallet Found After 63 Years

Bill Fulton lost his wallet 63 years ago. It was found behind the bleachers of a middle school. Way to go cleaning crew. For 63 years they came up with excuses not to clean behind the bleachers. The wallet was found when the bleachers were removed for renovation. Mr. Fulton, 78, is confident that the condom inside the wallet is still good and plans to try it out at his first opportunity.

And then did you hear about the wallet found in Central Park after 27 years? It was found in a tree, stashed there by the pickpocket who took it during the 1982 NYC marathon.

What? There's no punchline. Move along, people.